Blueberry Vapes: Public Menace or FDA Drama Queen?
Q: What’s the Supreme Court debating about flavored vapes?
A: Whether the FDA unfairly banned fruity vapes with names like “Mother’s Milk and Cookies.” Yes, that’s a real vape flavor.
Q: Why did the FDA ban flavored vapes?
A: Apparently, “Blueberry Delight” and “Jimmy the Juice Man” were a hit with teens, not just adults quitting cigarettes.
Q: What’s the FDA’s reasoning for the ban?
A: If it smells like candy and kids love it, it’s probably not a “net public benefit.”
Q: Are flavored vapes completely gone?
A: Not quite. Technically illegal, but still as easy to find as an Oreo milkshake.
Q: What are vape companies saying?
A: “Hey, we’re just here to help adults quit smoking… with strawberry clouds and peach-flavored fog.”
Q: What’s the vibe at the Supreme Court?
A: Half “Do we really need to debate this?” and half “Wait, did the FDA play fair?”
Q: What’s Justice Kagan’s take?
A: “You’re surprised the FDA doesn’t like blueberry vapes? Really?”
Q: Are all vapes banned?
A: Nope! Tobacco and menthol flavors got a thumbs-up from the FDA. Exciting, right?
Q: Why is this case in the Supreme Court?
A: The conservative 5th Circuit Court sided with vape companies, so here we are.
Q: What’s at stake for the vaping companies?
A: A billion-dollar industry, some cool-sounding product names, and probably their pride.
Q: When will we know the Supreme Court’s decision?
A: A few months. Until then, vape carefully - or legally, at least.
Q: Could Trump’s presidency change things?
A: Absolutely. He’s promised to “save” vaping. Prepare for more clouds.