In a lawsuit that reads more like the plot of a dark thriller, Sean "Diddy" Combs is accused of threatening to kill fashion designer Bryana "Bana" Bongolan and - get this - dangling her off a 17th-floor balcony. Yes, like some twisted reenactment of The Lion King but without the hakuna matata vibes.

Bongolan's 17-page lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles, doesn't hold back. Along with claims of sexual battery, false imprisonment, and infliction of emotional distress, it recounts a series of alleged violent and chaotic incidents that make Bad Boy Entertainment sound more like Bad Guy Behavior LLC.

Oh, and she's asking for $10 million in damages - not exactly pocket change, even for a billionaire.

The accusations don't stop at balcony theatrics. Bongolan also alleges she witnessed Combs hurl a kitchen knife at his then-girlfriend Cassie, force her into terrifying "freak-offs," and, in what might be the most bizarre claim, blow up Kid Cudi's car after a rumored fling with Cassie. Yes, a car. Boom. And let's not forget the whispers about a dog being skinned, because apparently, subtlety isn't in Combs' alleged playbook.

Combs, currently locked up in Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center, is no stranger to legal trouble. This is just the latest in a growing pile of lawsuits against him, with over 30 people - ranging from former collaborators to security guards to aspiring artists - claiming abuse dating as far back as the '90s.

And while Combs denies everything, the stories keep piling up faster than his chart-topping hits used to.

As if the allegations weren't enough drama, Combs' response to Bongolan's claims? A calm “Anyone can file a lawsuit.” Sure, Sean, but not everyone gets accused of dangling someone off a balcony and blowing up cars in the same decade.

If convicted of the criminal charges already against him, Combs could face 15 years to life in prison. But for now, this saga is playing out like a courtroom soap opera that even Hollywood would struggle to script. Stay tuned, because this story is anything but over.